If she hasn't been put off by your drug-induced comatose condition and non-existent social skills, then she must be 'the one'.
What Kind Of A**hole Are You?
It has you slightly confused. Listen for a bit then begin to talk about my day Give them advice on how to handle their problems Immediately feel better about my day Fake a bad connection and hang up. It's your girlfriend's birthday. You really lay out the red carpet, just cos she made the effort even if her sis is there with her. You tell her what you think she would like to hear - how beautiful she is, how much you like her, etc. Scoof it down straight away.