Dude, you just completed my childhood with these photos. If it was brushed, it was brushed then. Everyone knows you're really a man who's really a horse who's really a broom. I know Elvira was a sex symbol of the 80s and 90s, but damn I had no idea Elvira posed nude and have always wondered what she looked like naked. It may be because I was only ever able to get one a week, but I did not mind popping that bad boy in my mouth.
Granted all of his face was exposed to sunlight pretty regularly, but the more exposure, the more wrinkles.
Elvira (Cassandra Peterson, Mistress of the Dark ) nude
I think every straight male and maybe a few who weren't had a thing for Elvira at age Dude, you just completed my childhood with these photos. The natural Cassandra looks so much hotter. Thank God for couch pillows. This is the internet. I secretly had major wood watching her as a teen. I always thought they should make this in other flavors besides "Jesus".