Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. Yo, Obie never gets upset when a bitch say no I don't grab her neck and throw the hoe on the flo' I go home and bust nuts on Del Rio And be happy that I'm not around them jail people Fuck money, pussy is the root of evil Cause a bitch'll drop they drawers and still deceive you Have the cops believe YOU? You're both excommunicated from the Christian Republican's club. Let's take this nigga down" That's why I jacks my dick off I jacks my dick off [Chorus] I jacks my dick off no I don't want yo' pussy I jacks my dick off, yo cause yo' shit is kinda funky Aiyyo I jacks my dick off come correct, and maybe we can have a little sex I jacks my dick off have a little sex When I'm alone in my room, yo, I stare at the wall Cause I got a tall poster of that chick Tina Dickinballs And it's like she in the same room with me Cause imagination is a motherfucker tipsy Got the Kleenex beside me just in case it get outta hand Get it? It's swell to have a stiffy. No way, no how Cause she just scarred her face while you were asleep on the couch When the cops arrive, they lookin at her like "Ouuuuch!
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
Tenacious D - Dear Penis Lyrics
What a frightfully witty song!!! Please check back for more Monty Python lyrics. D me and my bestfriend sing this all the time ; we are massive monty python fans! I love Monty Python. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?