My god, the testicular bruising would be unheard of. Plus, what are the benefits of a position that, once again, requires the man's wang to at best be pointed south-southeast? For whatever reason, polite society has come to accept the inclusion of dog references in sex, and horses too. This seems like it makes sense at first, because who among us doesn't get all horned up by the smell of chlorine and the threat of stewing in tepid urine? Of course, in the sex way the barrel is a vagina and the cream is, you know, sexing. To start with, if you were going to rank lubricants, chlorinated water would be near the ass end of the list, above root beer but below Sriracha. Even if it's really good.
The other issue deals with the ebb and flow of tides.
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Grossness aside, in sex terms the spider seems to be what happens when you and your partner get in the crab walk position and smash your genitals together. I agree to the Terms of Service. Everything Cosmo told you about sex is bullshit. As far as my brain is able to help me recall, this was the third sex position I was aware of. There are some issues with this position, not the least of which is that it requires the woman to take her entire weight plus the force of man-thrusting on her neck. And better for you than margarine! But then, if you picked the spider, you'd get the extra special notoriety of being super weird and gross at the same time, because spiders are the opposite of sex.